My Kind of Guy Quotes

“There’s something uniquely soul crushing about a thumbs-up emoji. It should come with a warning label: May cause existential crisis in people who overthink digital communication. It’s approval without engagement, acknowledgement without investment. It’s the conversational equivalent of a polit golf clap – technically positive, but somehow more devastating than complete silence.”
― Sarina Bowen, My Kind of Guy

“I do it because I know that getting two-thirds of Forrest is better than getting one hundred percent of anyone else.”
― Sarina Bowen, My Kind of Guy

“There's something uniquely soul crushing about a thumbs-up emoji. It should come with a warning label: May cause existential crisis in people who overthink digital communication. It's approval without engagement, acknowledgment without investment. It’s the conversational equivalent of a polite golf clap—technically positive, but somehow more devastating than complete silence.”
― Sarina Bowen, My Kind of Guy

“I don’t know what tonka bean is”
― Sarina Bowen, My Kind of Guy

“Besides”
― Sarina Bowen, My Kind of Guy

“You should know that goalies perform sixteen percent better when hot bearded guys are in the crowd. It’s literally science.”
― Sarina Bowen, My Kind of Guy

“I never wanted you to feel like you settled for me, when you could have anyone.”
I run the backs of my knuckles through his beard and think that over. “When did I ever give you the impression that I was settling? You’ve been, like, goals since the first time you ever poured me a beer.”
― Sarina Bowen, My Kind of Guy

“I just don’t have a lot to give.” I look up at him, trying to make him understand. “But if I did? I’d give it to you.”
― Sarina Bowen, My Kind of Guy

“I spent my whole life thinking I was some kind of frankendude who didn’t belong anywhere. But I’m not, because you exist.”
I swallow roughly. “Wow. Not sure what to say. I’m honored.”
“I swear it’s not like I imprinted on you like a baby duck.” He shrugs. “After that, I spent months watching you make drinks and break up fights and take care of everyone in the bar. Sportsballs is my safe place because of you.”
― Sarina Bowen, My Kind of Guy