One in a Million Quotes

“The good news is your head’s still attached to your shoulders,” Cole said. “And the bad news?” Tanner asked. “The hit doesn’t appear to have knocked any sense into you.”
― Jill Shalvis, One in a Million

“Yes, but she’s a nice crazy,” Callie said. “Mine’s just crazy crazy. And I’m the one who sent her out into the world with my technology knowledge in the first place. I’ve created a monster.” “Did you see what she’s been doing on Tumblr?” “Oh, God,” Callie said. “I’m afraid to ask.” “She’s blogging daily naughty autocorrects.”
― Jill Shalvis, One in a Million

“But a bunch of Lucille and Mr. Wykowski’s friends came over, and they brought out the big guns—Kahlua and milk. Which meant that Jeopardy was a rowdy affair, after which Callie fell asleep on her grandma’s couch.”
― Jill Shalvis, One in a Million

“Lucille smiled innocently. “Mischief managed.” She sent Callie a wink and moved off.”
― Jill Shalvis, One in a Million

“Help out her grandma and also learn to be social with something other than her laptop and vibrator while she was at it.”
― Jill Shalvis, One in a Million

“And no worries, my elevator still goes to the top floor.”
― Jill Shalvis, One in a Million

“you think they let you have sex in the old people’s home?” Lucille asked Callie. “Because I’d really miss it.”
― Jill Shalvis, One in a Million