The Berenstain Bears' Comic Valentine Quotes

“Meanwhile back at the mailbox,
the plot was thickening.
The valentine pace
was rapidly quickening.
Still another valentine
Awaited Brother there.
It first caught the eye
of small Sister Bear.

It was flowery and pink
and smelled of perfume.
It increased Brother’s feeling
of Valentine’s doom.
It was even mushier
than the one before.
As far as he was concerned,
this thing called “love”
was a terrible, awful,
sickening bore.

“And as I said before
in no uncertain terms,
when it comes to mush,
I would rather eat worms.”
― Stan Berenstain, The Berenstain Bears' Comic Valentine

“The final score
was five to zero,
with high-scoring Brother,
the hockey hero!

The cheers for the Cousins
were long and loud.
They left the ice
to the roar of the crowd.

So there you have it.
A stellar performance
by Brother Bear and
another victory for
the Bear Country
Cousins. This puts the
Cousins in the big
Valentine’s game
against…
the Beartown Bullies--

a dubious privilege at best.

There was a special cheer
for Brother as well.
The cheerleaders gave him
a well-deserved yell.

They then addressed Brother
in more personal terms.

“Yuck, when it
comes to mush,
I’d rather eat worms.”
― Stan Berenstain, The Berenstain Bears' Comic Valentine