The Top Insults Quotes

“I think your only real problem is that you exist!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“I think you’re about Fifty Shades of Stupid!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“I’ve worn socks with a higher IQ than you! I think you’re the main reason God created middle fingers!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“the Screw-balls”  or what? Hey! Who turned on the “Twit-Switch”  when I wasn’t looking? You really need to break your nasty habit of tickin’ me off! Your brain’s ‘thinking’ business is operating on a shoestring isn’t it? I think I need to give you a hug”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Why can’t you be a ‘puddle’ so you could evaporate!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“You’re about as fun as stepping on a LEGO!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Hey! Stop eating all my happiness will ya!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“For crying out loud! You’re acting like some kind a brainless, drunk, penguin! On the bright side, as a failure, you’re a great success!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Good ideas are like Lamborghinis’. You don’t have one of those either do ya?”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“It’s amazing how you make being an idiot look like a talent!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“there an off button on you some-place I don’t know about? Are you “Stuck on Stupid”  or what?”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Thinking isn’t really your cup of tea, is it?”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“quiet! I’m trying to imagine you with intelligence.”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Cordless”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“retard!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“train!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“brain!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“alone?”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“chandelier”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“You have your whole life to be an idiot, why don’t you take today off!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“You’d get stuck on an escalator in a power outage wouldn’t you! You deserve a standing ovation, from my tallest finger! Wow, over-confidence and ignorance in one package, how efficient of you! How big a bag of stupid did you just open anyway? If stupidity were bricks you’d be the Great Wall of China! I don’t even think Google could find you any common sense! You’d be considered gifted... If stupidity was a talent! I’ve seen turtles on Prozac that can think faster than you! If you had another brain, you’d really have “two peas in a pod” !”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Have your brain cells gone on strike again?”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Call 911! I think somebody stole all your common sense!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“a useful”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Maybe if we tied a ribbon around your head we could call you gifted!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“book.”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“effort?”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“I can describe you in three words... “Worst Case Scenario” !”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Can you stop being an idiot and be yourself... Oh Sorry, dumb question.”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!

“Your ability to do so many stupid things at once raises multitasking to a whole new level!”
― Full Sea Books, The Top Insults: How to Win Any Argument…While Laughing!