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Scattered, Smothered, & Chunked (Bubba the Monster Hunter Season, #1) Scattered, Smothered, & Chunked by John G. Hartness
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“That's why God made liquor, strippers, and football, Skeeter, so straight men never have to discuss their feelings.”
John G. Hartness, Scattered, Smothered, & Chunked
“I love strippers, they have an uncomplicated view of life. You give them money, they show you boobies.”
John G. Hartness, Scattered, Smothered, & Chunked