Police, Lies and Alibis Quotes

“Our unfortunate dog walker had been out walking her dog when she had been hit in the face by a bag of dog faeces hanging from a tree branch. What upset her most was that it was still warm. No, I informed her, I wouldn’t be conducting DNA tests on the contents, no matter how many episodes of CSI she’d seen.”
― John Donoghue, Police, Lies and Alibis: The True Story of a Front Line Officer