Witching You Were Here Quotes

“What’s a Brony?” Landon knitted his eyebrows in confusion. “A grown man that is obsessed with My Little Pony.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“I hated it when they thought they knew everything. I loathed it, though, when I thought they were right.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“What? I’m not shallow. I just would rather verbally crush him when I looked my very best.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“Winter in Michigan sucks. There’s no other way to put it. Sure, you have those romantics that think the white powder is beautiful – even when Mother Nature drops two feet of it on you in a twenty-four-hour period. Those are the people that live in warmer climates and only visit an area with actual seasons every once in a while, of course.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“No,” Aunt Tillie said honestly. “I knew they would come. It’s what we do.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“Technically, I could do that. I generally tried to avoid any spells, though, that took over someone’s free will. Karma has a funny sense of humor.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“You’re the ones that raised them to think it was fine to fornicate with men they’re not married to,” Aunt Tillie swung back to me. “And steal my wine.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“They were all trying to play musical beds last night,” Aunt Tillie said.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“Where did you get a scorpion?” I asked wearily. “I ordered it off the Internet,” Aunt Tillie sniffed. “His name was Fred.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“It depends on whether or not I’ll be up for another orgy so soon or not.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“She moved her hand over the knob for a second and then we heard the unmistakable click of the lock tumbling on the other side.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“Thistle opened her hand and whispered a short spell. A ball of light appeared in the palm of her hand and lifted into the air above our heads. Despite how small it was, it let off a decent amount of light.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“Yeah, every time I see him he tells me I’m going to go to Hell because I’m plagued by impure thoughts.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“She’s fine,” I said. I didn’t miss the fact that Brian had coughed the word “evil” into his hand, though.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“Trevor Murray was six feet of well-muscled perfection. He had dark brown hair, deep blue eyes and just enough stubble to make him sexy and not disheveled. One look at his narrow hips – and the denim that snugly fit his muscular rear end – and I knew that Clove was actually happy with one of her mother’s set-ups.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“You may share my genes, but you don’t share my wine recipe,”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“Then there’s that deranged group that thinks snowmobiling through a huge drift at excessive speeds – actually going so fast that they manage to get air when they hit a drift at just the right angle – is a fantastical experience.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“built”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“once cursed me so that every time I bent over my pants”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“Remember, everything you even consider doing, we’ve already done, and we’ve done it better.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here

“None of us felt comfortable enough to go upstairs. We would be cut off from any avenue of escape if we did.”
― Amanda M. Lee, Witching You Were Here