The List Quotes

“I could spend all day lost in someone else's imagination. I love reading.”
― Joanna Bolouri, The List

“So you fucked up. Big deal. Nobody died.”
― Joanna Bolouri, The List

“BUT I WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!’ he yelled. Christ, he was having a tantrum! I thought he might turn into Rumpelstiltskin and demand my firstborn. Lucy”
― Joanna Bolouri, The List

“Today I met the girls for some lunch at my favourite Japanese restaurant, Ichiban on Queen Street. Lucy”
― Joanna Bolouri, The List

“This year has been good for you. This was the year you stopped being so numb to everything and actually chose to experience your life instead of just muddling through, waiting for things to change. You changed them, so hallelujah to that!’ Despite”
― Joanna Bolouri, The List

“After work I got to play the exciting game of ‘where the fuck are my keys?’ outside my flat in the pissing rain. Once I’d angrily emptied the contents of my handbag on to the doorstep, I finally found them in the lining of my coat pocket. One”
― Joanna Bolouri, The List

“Say to a fella that he’s put on weight and he’ll just shrug it off and rub his belly in the mirror. Say it to a woman and all she’ll hear is, ‘You’re a failure. You’re hideous.’ It’s ridiculous. I’m ridiculous. The world isn’t going to stop turning if I’m a bit overweight.”
― Joanna Bolouri, The List

“I stood looking into my wardrobe hoping that the perfect outfit would leap out at me. Either that or a magical world would appear and I could fuck off and have tea with a fawn instead. Oliver”
― Joanna Bolouri, The List

“I actually held my breath as I read it, because as everyone knows, holding your breath acts as some sort of force field to deflect emotionally damaging emails. From:”
― Joanna Bolouri, The List

“I got up early to catch up on housework but approximately seven minutes after starting I remembered that housework is astoundingly boring and stopped again.”
― Joanna Bolouri, The List