The Man Code Quotes

“Man Code 44 Children. The number one rule in this section is: If you have kids, take care of them. You aren't a man if you have 10 kids from 10 different women and you don't see none of them. You're a deadbeat. Take care of your kids.”
― Esquire Sr., Charles, The Man Code: The Rules Every Man Should Live His Life By

“Man Code 25: The universal compensation for everything is beer. Unless you agree to monetary compensation ahead of time, all favors will be repaid in beer. If the favor was a big one, beer and pizza is acceptable compensation. Friends should never ask friends to pay them for a favor, unless it's for parts or for tools that are needed to do that specific job that aren't already owned. If you do a favor for someone who doesn't drink, tough shit. Pay them with beer anyway. Just kidding, they can be repaid with some sort of food item. Money still shouldn't be an option.”
― Esquire Sr., Charles, The Man Code: The Rules Every Man Should Live His Life By