Memorable Quotations Quotes

“Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.”
― Carol A. Dingle, Memorable Quotations: American Humorists and Wits

“Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.”
― Carol A. Dingle, Memorable Quotations: American Humorists and Wits

“The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.”
― Carol A. Dingle, Memorable Quotations: American Humorists and Wits

“To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.”
― Carol A. Dingle, Memorable Quotations: American Humorists and Wits

“I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there. California is a fine place to live—if you happen to be an orange. Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.”
― Carol A. Dingle, Memorable Quotations: American Humorists and Wits

“I am easily influenced. Compared with me a weather vane is Gibraltar.”
― Carol A. Dingle, Memorable Quotations: American Humorists and Wits

“The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are purely imaginary.”
― Carol A. Dingle, Memorable Quotations: American Humorists and Wits

“I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.”
― Carol A. Dingle, Memorable Quotations: American Humorists and Wits

“Jane Ace (1905-1974) Home wasn’t built in a day. Time wounds all heels. Familiarity breeds attempt.”
― Carol A. Dingle, Memorable Quotations: American Humorists and Wits