The World's Dumbest Questions Quotes

“Why do stand-up comedians bring chairs to the stage?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Are you suppose to move away if there is a car coming at you that say’s “Dodge” on the front?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Can morbidly obese people go skinny dipping?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“If a car that contained four passengers drove off a cliff and landed in the sea, is that considered carpooling?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“dicks?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Where is China made?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Why the heck are there cup holders in cars if drinking and driving is illegal?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“dumb”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Can a self employed person file sexual harassment charges against themself? Can a store issue a rain check on a sunny day? Can you feed animal crackers to a vegetarian? Can you eat a TV dinner if you don’t have cable? Can you take a nap in a restroom?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“5 HALF-BAKED”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Does it make sense to call a vegetarian a meathead? Does the Cable Guy eat TV dinners? Does the Royal Family dine at Burger King and Dairy Queen? Does smoked salmon require rolling paper?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Does Home Depot sell houses?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Does Lysol get rid of lice?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Does Michael come from Jordan?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“BRAIN SURGEON WANTED”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“sex”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Can you feed animal crackers to a vegetarian?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Is a bulldozer a sleeping mammal?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Does it make sense to call a vegetarian a meathead?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Does it make sense to put locks on the doors of doughnut shops that are open 24/7?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Do people in Bangkok have sore dicks?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Is the Easter Bunny from Easter Island?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Is spell-check for witches?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Are ties made in Thailand?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Are people starving in Hungary?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Do people only eat chicken in Kentucky?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“If someone has a bottle of glue inside a mental hospital, is that called Crazy Glue?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions

“Can a self employed person file sexual harassment charges against themself?”
― Sidney S. Prasad, The World's Dumbest Questions