Their Virgin Secretary Quotes

“I can’t think straight around her. I think love
is turning me into a Disney character. Damn it. I always
thought I’d be someone interesting out of a Star Trek
episode, but I kind of want to break into a song a little.
Just a little.”
― Lexi Blake, Their Virgin Secretary

“You smell like happiness,”
― Shayla Black, Their Virgin Secretary

“She already has my heart. I would like for her to take my penis, too. Is that so much to ask?”
― Shayla Black, Their Virgin Secretary

“I want to be tangled up in all her strings.”
― Shayla Black, Their Virgin Secretary

“if you waited twenty-six years to have sex, you’re probably not going to copulate with a stranger.”
― Shayla Black, Their Virgin Secretary

“until Eric had explained that it was really just an excuse for a guy to rub his penis all over a girl and not get slapped in the face. After that,”
― Shayla Black, Their Virgin Secretary