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Santa Farts: Merry Fartmas! - A Hilarious Book for Kids Age 7-9 (The Disgusting Adventures of Milo Snotrocket 9) Santa Farts: Merry Fartmas! - A Hilarious Book for Kids Age 7-9 by J.B. O'Neil
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“To the top of the tower, to the top of the wall! Now fart away, fart away, fart away all!” Santa cried, and then the reindeer took off running over the lawn. Suddenly, they all let out a giant reindeer fart, and Santa’s sleigh flew up into the air!”
― J.B. O'Neil, Santa Farts: Merry Fartmas! - A Hilarious Book for Kids Age 7-9
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