Dirty Little Freaks Quotes

“I feel like I just sucked a Care Bear’s dick, I’m so full of cute right now.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“I might look like a lame fucking creeper when I’m trying to flirt,”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“He smokes too much weed. I can taste it in his spunk. I need to get him to eat more pineapple to sweeten his seed. I’m like the Iron Chef of ball batter.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“It might just be me, but I’m always worried I’ll be stuck with a little dick every time I get naked with somebody new.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“It’s like looking at the sun, I worry if I don’t look away his image will be burned on my retinas for the rest of my life.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“Death by hormonal overload.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“I shoot him what I assume is a sexy smile, if a “Gary Busey on crack” smile can ever be considered sexy.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“There are two wolves battling inside of you, one is fear and one is love. The wolf that survives depends on which one you decide to feed.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“That’s right, I am the unenthusiastic girl people avoid making eye contact with when they buy their spank mags and twelve-inch rubber cocks. I’m the one in full HAZMAT gear cleaning up the “accidental” shot spots they leave behind in one of our twenty-five cent porn booths. For what it’s worth, there’s a reason I don’t fill in the glory holes, they all think they’re so sneaky, getting their dick sucked by some anonymous stranger on the other side. I see it as less clean up, let the cock sucking stranger slurp up their spunk. It saves me running a disinfectant wipe along the wall, hoping that none of it touches any part of me. So keep up the good work anonymous strangers, keep gobbling cock and making my life easier. If you want, leave your address at the store and I’ll add you to my fucking Christmas card list.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks

“Human hearts are such pathetic, frail little things… like Ego wrapped in needy insecurity stuffed inside a glass box, so easily shattered.”
― Jaden Wilkes, Dirty Little Freaks