Extra Large Soda Jerk Quotes

“I took one look at the sea of students at the front of the stage, holding their hands out to me.”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“The roadies were still showing off their piercings to the group of Glitch agents, who actually seemed interested in seeing them.”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“His voice was the loudest in the room, screaming something about “potato rats” being the grossest things ever.”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“I stretched out a smile, but it was genuine. It was hard to believe that Soda was a bad guy. He seemed so nice.”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“After a few seconds, it was awkward enough that the turd just walked away.”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“I wondered how kids our age would even go about getting their own business card.”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“Maddie”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“Finally, the golf cart stopped. A hand grabbed my elbow and yanked me out. I said nothing as I was escorted to a secret location where Soda was probably going to meet with me. Either that, or I was about to die. At least I was already wearing the tux, right?”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“I watched in slow motion as the palette of diet sodas sunk an inch, shaking each bottle just enough so a tiny mint that was hidden in each of the bottle caps dropped into the carbonated beverage.”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“Girls dig scars – not flawless, baby soft skin.”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“The entire chalkboard jumped forward an inch, but it didn’t scare me. Really, it didn’t. I totally didn’t flinch because of the chalkboard. I flinched because… um, I don’t know, but it wasn’t because of the chalkboard. Wrapping my fingers around the edge of the not scary chalkboard,”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“school was dismissed that day, I ended up staying an extra thirty minutes because I got duct taped to the lockers in one of the empty corners of the school. When I finally managed to free myself from the sticky situation (see what I did there?),”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“messin’ with him. You know, some rookie hazing”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“That bad, huh?” I said. “That bad,” K-pop repeated. “Like, end-of-the-word-bad?”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“Wyatt,”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“Wyatt.”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk

“connected to the frame. Opening the glasses carefully, I pulled them”
― Marcus Emerson, Extra Large Soda Jerk