When Stupid Comes to the Operating Room Quotes

“Alcohol Blood Levels 420. Remember the legal limit? 80. She was an 82 year old woman involved in a motor vehicle crash. She lived to leave the hospital. Not well, but she did live to leave the hospital.”
― D.R. Payne, When Stupid Comes to the Operating Room: Observations From 16 Years in Practice

“They didn’t have any hair spray, but for some reason they had some TNT, so they used that.”
― D.R. Payne, When Stupid Comes to the Operating Room: Observations From 16 Years in Practice