THE HUNGRY TOILET Quotes

“faint”
― Jason Hall, THE HUNGRY TOILET: A collection of rhyming stories for children and parents

“Mrs Pungent McShark was a horrible soul, Her face resembled a squashed sausage roll, She was bitter and twisted, heartless and cruel, With breath that smelt worse than a septic cesspool. The story goes that Mrs McShark, Had once been in love with Mr Narcbark, He was employed as the Cresington Park Keeper, The locals called him the Cresington Grim Reaper. He was wicked, twisted, nasty and grey, An encounter with Narcbark darkened your day, His was skinny, wrinkly, bony and sour, Stand within a foot of him, you needed a shower. But Narcbark finally paid the price, The cost for living nasty not nice, Clearing up leaves he stepped on his rake, The handle shot up, he felt his nose break, Knocked out cold, he fell to the deck, Falling awkwardly, breaking his neck.”
― Jason Hall, THE HUNGRY TOILET: A collection of rhyming stories for children and parents

“Mrs Pungent McShark was a horrible soul, Her face resembled a squashed sausage roll, She was bitter and twisted, heartless and cruel, With breath that smelt worse than a septic cesspool.”
― Jason Hall, THE HUNGRY TOILET: A collection of rhyming stories for children and parents

“Cresington Lane, There’s an old public toilet with an old broken”
― Jason Hall, THE HUNGRY TOILET: A collection of rhyming stories for children and parents

“head first, But Kate was still”
― Jason Hall, THE HUNGRY TOILET: A collection of rhyming stories for children and parents