Heart of a Goon Quotes

“If you’re here for the wham, bam, chocolate babies and thank you ma’am… go ahead and exit. You said fuck my process and you don’t care? Oh. Okay.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“I couldn’t pray about wanting a wife, something real, and then proceed to stick my dick into someone temporary. I wanted a wife. A wife required patience, understanding, and discipline.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“Little did she know, I was coming for that heart, love, marriage, and those chocolate babies.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“We marry over this way… give ’em the ring, last name and accounts.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“When you were going through some shit, sometimes you wanted people to pretend. Pretend they didn’t see you. Pretend that you had a sign that said “leave alone” etched on your forehead.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“It really fucked me up when Black men didn’t protect our Black women. When we allowed the disrespect or were on the other side of doing the disrespect to them.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“Women were already not protected. Let me say that again… Black women were already not protected.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“Inez was more pissed about her friend than the fact that she had gotten spit on.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“Zoya is the friend that’s ‘always okay,’ never allowing her misery to have any company. She sticks to herself, and she gets through shit on her own. I am Zoya. I know a lot of Zoyas.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“Walk his ass down, Capella!” he roared.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“money?”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“My wife and sis got an event planning business… I’m CEO.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“They took a life, we took a life, now we funeral directors.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“thrill.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“I was coming crazy when it came to Zoya already, but I’ve been inside of her, told her I loved her, so we were basically married.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“My good was locked away from me… I find ways to pass my time and smile temporarily.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“Mako… Zoo.” She chuckled to herself. “Even locked up, he never misses a thing. When I swore in as a federal judge… he misses nothing.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“Witnessing the love of my life be sentenced to federal prison. There was nothing that I could do, I had to eat that shit because there was a plan in place. I couldn’t save him… there was something better.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“Zoya.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“All the Caselli siblings never healed. They moved forward and pushed shit in the back of their heads. It was easier that way. Safer. Nobody was coming to save them.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“nothing.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“A commercial flight, layover, and booking my ride while waiting to board my second flight was nothing.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“She was strong, but she was too damn tough at times.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“lot.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“My mother, the woman who meant the world to me was really my older sister.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“My brothers and sisters weren’t my siblings but were my niece and nephews.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“good.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“sauce.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“Menace was like fucking Batman, because you never saw him until it was too late.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon

“shopping.”
― Jahquel J., Heart of a Goon