UNWRITTEN Quotes

“I renounce it. All of it. Every oath, every order, every pretense that what I served was holy. The Light doesn't need institutions to define it.”
― Adger R. Matthews II, UNWRITTEN: The Awakening: A Soul Forged Saga Novel

“UNWRITTEN BLOOPER: The Great Underwear Debate
Selene: "Nysera, we need to have a serious conversation about what you're wearing under that armor."
Nysera: confused blinking "My... undergarments? What's wrong with them?"
Selene: "Granny panties, Nysera. You're wearing granny panties under epic fantasy armor."
Nysera: "They're practical and modest!"
Selene: "They're tragic! Do you know how much better armor fits with a thong?"
Nysera: scandalized "I am NOT wearing a thong to battle!"
Selene: "Why not? No panty lines, better mobility, and if your armor gets damaged..."
Costume Designer: interrupting "Actually, she has a point about the fit..."
Nysera: "NOT YOU TOO!"
Caldrein: walking by "Captain, is everything alright? I heard shouting about... tactics?"
Selene: "Caldrein! Back me up here. Wouldn't your armor fit better without excess fabric bunching?"
Caldrein: turning bright red "I... I don't think I should be part of this conversation."
Selene: "Look, I'll prove it to you. See?" starts lifting armor
Nysera: "SELENE NO!"
Selene: "What? I'm making a valid point about— OW!"
Caldrein: covering his eyes "I need to go... check on... anything else..."
Director: "SELENE! This is a PG-13 production!"
Selene: "What? It's just a thong! You can see more at the beach!"
Nysera: mortified "We are not at a beach! We are on a film set!"
Vessa: from across set "Oh darling, I never wear anything under my armor."
EVERYONE: "VESSA!"
Nysera: hands over face "I'm going to my trailer. Forever."
Selene: "But did you see how much better the fit was?!"

UNWRITTEN: The Awakening - Coming 2026 (Rated PG-13 for Selene's Complete Lack of Boundaries)”
― Adger R. Matthews II, UNWRITTEN: The Awakening: A Soul Forged Saga Novel

“UNWRITTEN BLOOPER: The Strategic Cleavage Incident
Mirael: crossing arms "REAL friends recognize when their bestie is pining for twenty years and actually DO something about it!"
Selene: "You never SAID anything!"
Mirael: "I shouldn't have HAD to! I was obvious!"
Nysera: "How obvious?"
Mirael: "Summer festival, three years ago! Low-cut dress, strong ale, I literally leaned over you for TWENTY MINUTES!"
Selene: "I thought you were just... really interested in the conversation!"
Mirael: "I was talking about BREAD, Selene! BREAD!"
Caldrein: "That... does seem like unusual dedication to baking discussions..."
Mirael: "And last winter! I 'accidentally' spilled wine on my shirt and had to change in front of you!"
Selene: "You said you were cold!"
Mirael: "I WAS HALF NAKED!"
Vessa: "Oh honey, that's just sad."
Selene: "I THOUGHT SHE WAS BEING FRIENDLY!"
Mirael: "FRIENDLY DOESN'T INVOLVE STRATEGIC CLEAVAGE!"
Nysera: shocked "There was strategic cleavage?!"
Selene: "Apparently there was a LOT of strategic cleavage and I missed ALL of it!"
Mirael: "Forty-seven times! Forty-seven nights of me practically throwing myself at you!"
Selene: "You KEPT TRACK?!"
Caldrein: covering his ears "I don't need to hear this..."
Vessa: "Darling, at this point I'm questioning YOUR intelligence, not hers."
Kira: from across set "What's strategic cleavage?"
EVERYONE: "EAT YOUR SNICKERS!"
Director: walking away "I don't get paid enough for this..."

Coming 2026: UNWRITTEN: The Awakening - where apparently everyone is oblivious to everything”
― Adger R. Matthews II, UNWRITTEN: The Awakening: A Soul Forged Saga Novel