Zombie Quotes

“It sounds trite, but only because words make everything true sound trite. Because words always screw up what you're trying to say.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Zombie

“...actual happiness only happens by accident”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Zombie

“To be or not to be. God's gift to animals is they don't get a choice.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Zombie

“People don't practice their smiles nearly enough, so when they most need to look happy they're not fooling anyone.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Zombie

“This really happens. It sounds trite, but only because words make everything true sound trite. Because words always screw up what you're trying to say.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Zombie

“The problem with being talented and gifted is sometimes you get too smart. My uncle Henry says the importance of eating a good breakfast is because your brain is still growing. But nobody talks about how, sometimes, your brain can get just too big.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Zombie

“The newspaper warns us about terrorist anthrax bombs and virulent new strains of meningitis, and the only comfort newspapers can offer is a coupon for 20 cents off on underarm deodorant.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Zombie