Lincoln's Yarns and Stories Quotes

“He says he is afflicted with headaches, at which I don't wonder, as it is a well-known fact that nature abhors a vacuum, and takes her own way of demonstrating it.”
― Alexander K. (Kelly) McClure, Lincoln's Yarns and Stories: a complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller

“My experience has taught me that a man who has no vices has d——d few virtues. Good-day.”
― Alexander K. (Kelly) McClure, Lincoln's Yarns and Stories: a complete collection of the funny and witty anecdotes that made Lincoln famous as America's greatest story teller