My Monster Farts Quotes

“Lenny will try really hard not to fart in front of other people.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“After Lenny finished laughing, he promised me that he wouldn’t fart again in front of other people. I was sure he meant it this time. I went to bed happy.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“Have you ever smelled a really smelly fart?”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“horrendous.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“sticking”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“The following week was great. School was good. We were learning how to subtract. It was harder than adding but I was starting to get it. Billy was being better at home. On Friday after school, Billy, Lenny and I were having some milk and cookies. “I’m really pleased with you two this week,” said Mom.  “Zach, you haven’t farted once. I’ve got a treat for you two.” “What is it?” Billy and I asked together. “I’m taking you out for ice cream!” she said.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“Who knew that monsters could love marshmallows so much?”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“Then it happened again. He blew the biggest, grossest fart he had ever blown. We all scrunched up our faces at once.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“The next few days went really well. Lenny came to visit me at school again and he didn’t fart once. I was really happy. Miss Light was happy and all the kids in the class were happy. One day after school, I was in the living room doing my homework. My little brother Billy was watching TV. Lenny was sleeping on the sofa. His big belly and feet were sticking up in the air. My mom had a big pile of clean clothes in a basket. Billy went over to the basket. He took out some underwear and pulled it over his head. “Mom!” he wailed. Then he shouted, “Stop it, Zach! Leave me alone!” I knew what Billy was up to. He was trying to get me in trouble again. Before I could say anything, Mom was in the living room. “Stop that, Zach!” she said. “Leave your little brother alone! Why are you putting underwear on Billy’s head?” She went over to Billy and pulled the underwear off his head. He pretended to be upset.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“One month has now gone by. Lenny has not farted once in front of other people. My mom is happy. My teacher is happy. My friends are happy. Mom is wondering why I spend all my allowance money on marshmallows. If only she knew!     If you like this book, please tell your friends! Be on the lookout for more of Lenny the monster in My Monster Farts 2, coming out soon!”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“Lenny is the coolest monster ever. He has frizzy, scraggly, green fur with short horns on each side of his head. He has big, brown eyes and a smile from horn to horn.  He loves to laugh and tell jokes.                          ”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts

“Okay, the first thing I have to tell you is that I have a really strange secret. Are you ready for this? I have a pet monster named Lenny. I’m telling you the truth. I really am. Not many people can see him or hear him. Some kids can but most can’t.”
― Kate Clary, My Monster Farts