The Best of Enemies Quotes

“If there’d been a piece of coal up my rectum, I would have shit diamonds.”
― Tim Marquitz, The Best of Enemies

“Just when I’d about given up on finding the end, the smell hit me. It was like a Lady Gaga and Justin Beiber song, wrapped up in a Milli Vanilli backbeat with lots and lots of poo extract. Or a sewer. Pretty much the same thing. Both left me a little nauseated.”
― Tim Marquitz, The Best of Enemies

“I’m braver than I am smart. I went inside. Five feet…ten feet…fifteen…and still nothing jumped me. It must have been a record, or something.”
― Tim Marquitz, The Best of Enemies

“The werehounds charged as if they were a part of a Kibbles N’ Bits commercial. I kept expecting to see the chuck wagon as they came at my heels. The”
― Tim Marquitz, The Best of Enemies

“Why didn’t I think of that?” “Because your dick’s not out to think for you,” Katon”
― Tim Marquitz, The Best of Enemies

“My boots squished as I stomped through the pools of viscera that colored the road like a Dali painting on meth and laxatives. Bodies”
― Tim Marquitz, The Best of Enemies

“Don’t look at me in that tone of voice or”
― Tim Marquitz, The Best of Enemies

“Boredom is a cancer. It chews at your guts, gnawing away at your patience, bite after torturous bite, until there’s nothing left but the bitter, withered core, desiccated of all restraint.”
― Tim Marquitz, The Best of Enemies