Drifting into Darkness Quotes

“trying to show off with their exhausts, sounded like high-pitched farts to me. Sometimes, I wanted to ask them how they felt about spending so much money on something that made their car sound like it was passing gas constantly.”
― J.M. LaRocca, Drifting into Darkness

“Let’s just say that my dad’s zipper slipped open and a nurse he worked with just so happened to fall on his dick.”
― J.M. LaRocca, Drifting into Darkness