Monster Hunter Nemesis Quotes

“I’d tell you to be careful, but I know you’ve got eyes in the back of your head.” “Tried that once. Too disorienting.” “You’re a very literal man, Franks. . . .”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“Having spent time in Hell, he knew that government paperwork was the closest mankind had ever come to achieving true soul-crushing misery.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“You misunderstand the point of a symbol of faith then." He walked towards the vampires. "You're abominations, of course it doesn't matter to you. What matters is how much it means to me.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“An hour ago Franks had been swatted across the Strip by a dragon made of ectoplasm and nightmares. Bureaucratic plotting seemed inconsequential in comparison.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“You might think you’re a good liar, but you’re not. I’m better at this than you are. Your professional lying days were limited to junkies and whores, but I routinely lie to Congress . . . Well, never mind. I suppose we’re not that different after all.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“From the commotion, Franks figured it had to be pretty impressive-looking, but then again, if they weren’t easily impressed, they wouldn’t be cultists to begin with. “Hurry!”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“There is a vast gulf between perfection and near perfection, and that gulf is filled with agony.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“Personally, that would strike me as kind of weird, except I’m talking to Frankenstein’s monster who was just dismantled by my werewolf boss before being put back together by our orc priestess, so what the hell do I know?”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“would react with violent seizures. Because of the rudimentary working conditions, and the difficulty of correctly reproducing body parts in miniature, this body had been built using only parts from the biggest and fittest of cadavers. The straps were not sufficient to hold me. I tore free. Lightning was cascading through copper rods buried in my chest. I ripped them out. Elixir and blood were being pumped into my body by a machine. I smashed it. I roared like an animal as I began destroying the very tools that had brought me to life. The bellows were manned by one of Dippel’s assistants. I remember him looking at me with an expression of terror as I picked him up by the neck. I killed my first man only ten seconds after I had been born. With blood and Elixir pouring from my self-inflicted wounds, I”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“It would have been simpler if you’d just let him die.” “With all due respect, sir, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“I’d say the worst part of all this is the feeling of betrayal, but I’m betting the part where they break in here and beat us to death might be worse.” Stricken”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“Stricken liked to think of his assets as mushrooms, where the best way to grow them was to keep them in the dark and feed them shit. “Impressive”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“You remind me of myself.” “Thank you, sir.” “I was a dick at that age too . . .”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“Don't know why people keep underestimating me... I'm a total badass.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“Rule number one of a gunfight, bring a gun. Rule number two of a gunfight, bring friends with guns.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“Traditionally, when a man’s body is forcibly removed from the waist down by a cannonball, they have the decency to perish in a timely manner.”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“Rule number one of a gunfight, bring a gun. Rule number two of a gunfight, bring friends with guns.” “Friends”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“When it came to secrecy the old man had such a stick up his ass that he was like a corndog with legs.” “Heh”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“For a soul-leeching demon, Lana really wasn’t all bad. *”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“Having spent time in Hell, he knew that government paperwork was the closest mankind had ever come to achieving true soul-crushing misery. “Where’s”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis

“In Franks’ experience, the best way to keep somebody from accomplishing something was just to kill them. The”
― Larry Correia, Monster Hunter Nemesis