Dirty Jokes Quotes

“Q. Why do men die before their wives? A. They want to.”
― L H, Beth, Dirty Jokes

“Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? A. Fur traders.”
― L H, Beth, Dirty Jokes

“Why is it called a Wonder Bra? A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.”
― L H, Beth, Dirty Jokes

“Q. What's the definition of trust? A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.”
― L H, Beth, Dirty Jokes

“Q. Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe? A. They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!”
― L H, Beth, Dirty Jokes

“Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego... A. "Is it in?”
― L H, Beth, Dirty Jokes

“Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.   Q.”
― L H, Beth, Dirty Jokes

“Q. Why do women have small feet? A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.”
― L H, Beth, Dirty Jokes

“Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? A. Call her and tell her.”
― L H, Beth, Dirty Jokes

“Q. What's the difference between love and herpes? A. Love doesn't last forever.”
― L H, Beth, Dirty Jokes