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Blue Christmas Balls Blue Christmas Balls by Nick Spalding
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“Men are easy to understand, because ninety percent of the time we are morons. Our entire lives are driven by two organs - the penis and the stomach. We either want to fuck it or eat it.”
― Nick Spalding, Blue Christmas Balls
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“Clasping your erect penis so hard it turns the head an alarming shade of red, and taking a selfie of it with your iPhone can't be all that attractive to the women on FishInTheSea.com”
― Nick Spalding, Blue Christmas Balls
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