Baiting the Maid of Honor Quotes

“When you look at me, baby, do I strike you as the type of man who lets the woman he intends to fuck walk into another man’s hotel room?”
― Tessa Bailey, Baiting the Maid of Honor

“Mmm-hmm. If I were a Magic 8 Ball, my answer would read ‘outlook not so good.’” “Why don’t you let me shake you up a little? See if we can’t get a different answer.” “My sources say no.”
― Tessa Bailey, Baiting the Maid of Honor

“If you need servicing while we’re stuck in this fancy-ass hotel for a week, I’m going to be the one to do it. No one else. Not Golden Boy. Not even your right hand.”
― Tessa Bailey, Baiting the Maid of Honor

“Oh baby, I could have come, just like this. With your fuck-me thighs opened up wide for me on the door. Now?” He laughed darkly. “Nothing will satisfy me unless I taste all that heat first.”
― Tessa Bailey, Baiting the Maid of Honor

“Your legs look goddamn incredible in that skirt."

Her rejoinder died in her throat and came out sounding like, "Guhhhh wham."

An uncharacteristic smile shaped his mouth. "Ah, you gotta love a bilingual girl."

"Oh, no. You don't get to be funny, too."

"Too?"

"Here you go." She shoved the scavenger hunt list into his waiting hand and tried to hide her embarrassment with a saucy look. "Think you can keep up?"

"We both know I can keep it up.”
― Tessa Bailey, Baiting the Maid of Honor

“When you think she deserves someone better? When you can’t imagine being the one who actually gets to keep her? That’s how you know you’re the one who deserves her. Not some asshole in a puffy shirt carrying a sword.”
― Tessa Bailey, Baiting the Maid of Honor

“If I were the kind of man who apologized for something he said, this may or may not be how I would go about doing it. Reed.”
― Tessa Bailey, Baiting the Maid of Honor

“I’ve only been here a couple minutes, but it was long enough to recognize first class eye-fuckery.”
― Tessa Bailey, Baiting the Maid of Honor

“She'd once been told by her Sunday school teacher that she laughed loudly enough to distract Jesus from performing miracles.”
― Tessa Bailey, Baiting the Maid of Honor

“I’m warning you right now, it’s going to be a rough ride. If you’re not ready for it yet, I’ll put you on your knees for a while to take my edge off.”
― Tessa Bailey, Baiting the Maid of Honor

“Oh. Uh…I just came to see if I could help with the dickorating. I-I mean…decorating. Oh, God. Am I interrupting something?”
― Tessa Bailey, Baiting the Maid of Honor

“If I were the kind of man who apologized for something he said, this may or may not be how I would go about doing it.”
― Tessa Bailey, Baiting the Maid of Honor