Tales From the Radiation Age Quotes

“And that’s the way of time fucking with you. Making a lie out of every thought you think. Deforming truth with the certainty of retrospect. Ain’t none of us can be sure of anything anymore. Of the private histories we spin, least of all. But I am trying. And if I don’t get the actualities of things down proper, I am at least trying to fix the notion of them. To be true to my recollections of them. That’s the best I can manage.”
― Jason Sheehan, Tales From the Radiation Age

“The great thing about idiots is that they’re idiots.”
― Jason Sheehan, Tales From the Radiation Age

“maybe if everyone appreciated good whiskey, pretty girls and breathing a little bit more, there’d be fewer suckers out there willing to fight and die in the petty wars begun by the sharp, the mendacious and the wicked.”
― Jason Sheehan, Tales From the Radiation Age

“Remember  back when I told you that the point where everything in the world went wrong was the first time someone’s cell phone talked to them without there being anyone on the other end? That it was me asking an ensmartened slab of black glass and plastic where to find some frozen yogurt and not finding anything to fear in it telling me? So I’m wondering … Can I take that back?”
― Jason Sheehan, Tales From the Radiation Age

“Only two kinds of men end a night and start the morning at the same bar,” he told me. “Alkies and bartenders. And since I’m the bartender and I don’t want to think poorly on you by assuming you’re the other sort, it’s time for you to move along.”
― Jason Sheehan, Tales From the Radiation Age

“long enough in their company, the notion of having them all blown to a fine pink mist seemed not altogether a bad thing.”
― Jason Sheehan, Tales From the Radiation Age

“World as it is today, we’re always twenty minutes from the apocalypse.”
― Jason Sheehan, Tales From the Radiation Age

“everything you was expecting to be wondrous turns out, in the end, to disappoint.”
― Jason Sheehan, Tales From the Radiation Age

“Standing there, my dick in my hand, I recall thinking placid thoughts.”
― Jason Sheehan, Tales From the Radiation Age

“catawampusly,”
― Jason Sheehan, Tales From the Radiation Age