Survival of the Fattest Quotes

“With no basis for comparison, vampiric speed, strength, sight, hearing, vision, and even sex had simply become the norm. Reginald had seen vampire porn. It didn’t interest him because it looked like it was on fast-forward.”
― Johnny B. Truant, Survival of the Fattest

“Because forever is forever. It’s never over, so nobody can ever get there. The best you can do is ‘immortal… so far.”
― Johnny B. Truant, Survival of the Fattest

“On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.’ Nothing lives forever. Immortality is about potential, not reality. There are one-celled organisms that can live forever, but their immortality assumes that the people watching out for them give them everything they need to keep living, and that they don’t eventually just get bored and throw those organisms into the incinerator. We have the biological potential to live forever, but literally doing so is impossible.”
― Johnny B. Truant, Survival of the Fattest

“Maurice laid down all of his cards, then said, Gin. Reginald looked up into Maurice's face and said, I thought we were playing poker and Maurice replied, That's your problem.”
― Johnny B. Truant, Survival of the Fattest