Our Totally, Ridiculous, Made-up Christmas Relationship Quotes

“Well then..." I clear my throat once. "You are a fantastic actor," I say, breathless, and emotionally drugged up on Mr. Sexdorable.”
― Brittainy C. Cherry, Our Totally, Ridiculous, Made-up Christmas Relationship

“Well, probably because he was too busy getting it on with my nasty ho-bag of a sister. There are so many days I wish I had a sibling redo. I wish I could take her and push her back into Mom’s va-jay-jay and get another sister. A real sister, not a ho-bag sister.”
― Brittainy C. Cherry, Our Totally, Ridiculous, Made-up Christmas Relationship

“So from the head master of the Meaningless Club to the head mistress of the Hopeful Club, I apologize on behalf of all the losers, users, dumbasses, dicks, fuckers, meatheads, nerds, liars, cheaters, and just plain idiots.”
― Brittainy C. Cherry, Our Totally, Ridiculous, Made-up Christmas Relationship

“To the hopefuls who believe in the magic of ridiculous, silly, and playful love.”
― Brittainy C. Cherry, Our Totally, Ridiculous, Made-up Christmas Relationship