The Book of David Quotes

“I'll be able to vote this year. And be drafted. But not drink. Legally, anyway. Weird that I'll be old enough to die for my country but not buy beer. That regulation is screwed up. If I can be taught to fly a fighter jet, I should be trusted with a six-pack of Corona.”
― Anonymous, The Book of David

“If it makes God so freaking mad, why does it feel so good?”
― Anonymous, The Book of David

“Maybe that's how "it gets better"--not because other people change, but because I do.”
― Anonymous, The Book of David