Z-Burbia Quotes

“I hate clowns,” I say. “Why’d you have to bring up clowns? Zs aren’t enough? Gotta talk about the smiley creepy guys too?”
― Jake Bible, Z-Burbia

“Holy shit, I think I brought home some cannibal savant or something. Rain Man with a taste for people. Great?”
― Jake Bible, Z-Burbia

“But the sounds behind me tell me why. I risk a glance and see so many Zs on our asses that I wonder if they've been doing pilates all this time to get in shape for the great Whispering Pines mad-dash marathon.”
― Jake Bible, Z-Burbia

“Promises are like assholes," Elsbeth pipes up. "They stink when you put your nose in them.”
― Jake Bible, Z-Burbia

“Zombies, man. Zombies. What can I say? I dig them.”
― Jake Bible, Z-Burbia

“The zombie apocalypse makes for strange bedfellows.”
― Jake Bible, Z-Burbia