Dark Recollections Quotes

“This was something that happened in bad horror movies, and books written by people from Maine.”
― Chris Philbrook, Dark Recollections

“We sleep safely at night because rough men stand ready to visit violence on those who would harm us.”
― Chris Philbrook, Dark Recollections

“It’s like that Greek dude who keeps pushing the rock up the hill over and over.”
― Chris Philbrook, Dark Recollections

“courage is not the lack of fear, but the will and fortitude to do what is necessary in spite of that fear.”
― Chris Philbrook, Dark Recollections

“Doing the shit I wanted to do had no reward really. It was what I wanted to do, and was a reward all in itself. Crossing something unpleasant off the to-do list meant I had been a good little person, and that I had done something because it had to be done, not because I wanted to do it. It validated my work ethic.”
― Chris Philbrook, Dark Recollections

“I hit play on the CD player to fully set my trap, and Lady Gaga burst forth. A little bit of me died right then. I’m not saying she sucks or anything, I just think she’s a tad bit overplayed. Flavor of the month if you will. That’s not a pun regarding her likely fate as zombie food somewhere out there either. You”
― Chris Philbrook, Dark Recollections

“I got Otis into his travel cage thingy. He fucking despises that thing with a passion.”
― Chris Philbrook, Dark Recollections

“snowplow. Mmm. Snowplow. Mmm. Zombieplow. That doesn’t sound right at all. *thinks of bunnies* Much better now. Palate cleansed.”
― Chris Philbrook, Dark Recollections

“Let’s face it, no one likes a fecal tornado.”
― Chris Philbrook, Dark Recollections