Wake Up Happy Every Day Quotes

“Good booze, good blues and nothing to do tomorrow. This is actually all anyone needs to be happy.”
― Stephen May, Wake Up Happy Every Day

“Sindy is British and much more demure and well brought up than Barbie, who seems like a brash, oversexualised gold-digger if you ask me. The sort of girl who would marry a minor Rolling Stone. Even in her air-hostess uniform she looks like a hard-eyed little pole dancer.”
― Stephen May, Wake Up Happy Every Day

“to be a high-school English teacher in modern Britain is to be a bad comedian in a hostile club. You have to deliver your terrible material six times a day to a crowd that would rather be somewhere else. And the heckling is vicious and it never ever stops.”
― Stephen May, Wake Up Happy Every Day

“Take it from me, local government offices are mostly about flexi-time and cake. Cake comes in for birthdays, for house moves, for news of engagements, births, weddings, christenings, driving tests, kids making the cross-country team or passing grade one piano. There is no news too small that it can’t be celebrated with chocolate brownies for the whole office.”
― Stephen May, Wake Up Happy Every Day

“Work is a shit way to spend your time and everyone knows it.”
― Stephen May, Wake Up Happy Every Day

“Americans and their orthodontistry, honestly, you’d think the right to a brilliant smile was enshrined in the constitution.”
― Stephen May, Wake Up Happy Every Day

“Catherine long ago decided that grapefruit is the only proper breakfast juice. It is wake-up juice. Orange juice is acceptable as an alternative but really it’s for the slack, for people who don’t really want to wake up. As for those who like apple or cranberry juice in the morning, you just know they are weak. Masturbators and adulterers.”
― Stephen May, Wake Up Happy Every Day