I Even Funnier - FREE PREVIEW EDITION (The First 13 Chapters) Quotes

“MEANWHILE, BACK IN REALITY…”
― James Patterson, I Even Funnier - FREE PREVIEW EDITION (The First 13 Chapters): A Middle School Story

“HYSTERICAL HISTORY Bumping into Vincent O’Neil makes me think about what Uncle Frankie said. I need new material for Boston, not Vincent’s stale and stinky fart jokes from The Big Book of Butt Bugles and Blampfs. So I keep my eyes open for new concepts to work out as I go to history class that afternoon. We’re supposed to give a presentation on our favorite president. I chose Millard Fillmore. Why? Because nobody else will. Plus, his name is funny. Who knows? Maybe I’ll get a whole bit out of him for Boston. I roll to the front of the class and prop a portrait of President Fillmore on the flip-chart easel. “Millard Fillmore was the thirteenth president of the United States. Born in January 1800, he was named after a duck. No, I’m sorry. That was his brother Mallard Fillmore. Millard Fillmore was the last member of the Whig Party to ever hold the office of president. Probably because they all wore wigs.”
― James Patterson, I Even Funnier - FREE PREVIEW EDITION (The First 13 Chapters): A Middle School Story

“DIAGRAMMING MY DEATH SENTENCE”
― James Patterson, I Even Funnier - FREE PREVIEW EDITION (The First 13 Chapters): A Middle School Story

“Now I have a shot at being the Planet’s Funniest Kid Comic. “The planet Earth?” asks Phineas of—you guessed it—Phineas and Ferb. “Or Mars? We built a portal to Mars for the science fair once.”
― James Patterson, I Even Funnier - FREE PREVIEW EDITION (The First 13 Chapters): A Middle School Story

“A little while back, I won a couple of contests and was crowned the Funniest Kid Comic in all of New York. Not just New York City, but the whole state!”
― James Patterson, I Even Funnier - FREE PREVIEW EDITION (The First 13 Chapters): A Middle School Story

“it’s really great to be back in front of an audience again.”
― James Patterson, I Even Funnier - FREE PREVIEW EDITION (The First 13 Chapters): A Middle School Story