Starfish Quotes

“Why was I born, O Lord? Why was I put on this earth?”
― Patty Dann, Starfish

“10 years ago they chose the same guy when I showed them the picture of them all. And I told them it's unethical to think like that. Imagine how good I am. It's rare to find someone like me in this world.”
― Patty Dann, Starfish

“I thought i would play with him a little but the guy in the sea seems to be really adorable. The girls think he has kind eyes. And suddenly everyone is upset because he is married! Life is funny. Funnier than I thought. Let's continue. What's next? What about describing mermaids? Naked ones, blonde ones, chubby ones, black ones, transsexual ones.. Anything you like.. Let's do it, brother.”
― Patty Dann, Starfish

“Poor boy, I tried hard to let him win and go away but it's hopeless. Now all the girls want to be mermaids.”
― Patty Dann, Starfish