How to Seduce a Vampire (Without Really Trying) Quotes

“My wife is also particularly fond of vampire romance.” Zoltan swallowed so hard that his eyes watered. “Are you serious? Do people really write those? And read them?” “I’m afraid so, my lord. They appear to be quite popular.” “Why?” Zoltan set the glass down. “We’re dead half the time. And until recently, we couldn’t father children.” Domokos’s mouth twitched. “I believe the writers are focusing on your other attributes, my lord.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Seduce a Vampire Without Really Trying

“Your prowess in the bedchamber, my lord.” His eyes widened. “How would they know what I’m doing in bed?”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Seduce a Vampire Without Really Trying

“Just because your people have lived here for a long time doesn’t make it yours. Do you have a deed?”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Seduce a Vampire Without Really Trying

“Silly human is trying to get himself killed. Zoltan turned toward the voice but saw only a dog resting on a porch a few houses down the road.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Seduce a Vampire Without Really Trying

“I’ve bought jewelry for women before,” Zoltan growled. “Not in my lifetime.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Seduce a Vampire Without Really Trying

“I’m worried about your lack of security, not your lack of nookie.”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Seduce a Vampire Without Really Trying

“If I’m such a bloody hero, why am I alone?”
― Kerrelyn Sparks, How to Seduce a Vampire Without Really Trying