Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things Quotes

“A therapist is a very smart person who wears glasses and can help you with your problems by asking a lot of questions instead of giving you shots, which is really amazing. But a psycho, as everyone knows, is a crazy person in the movies that you never want to run into in real life. So a psychotherapist is a very smart crazy person that you should stay away from for your own good.”
― Lenore Look, Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“Pestalozzi.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“fu”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“gung”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“wits.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“perched”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“wafted”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“draped”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“backhoe.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“mayhem.”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“Matsuzaka,”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“Daisuke”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“Stewardesses”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“Massachusetts, which is hard to spell, it is hard not to”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“to”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“Massachusetts,”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“Second, things would have improved between us on account of boys have more respect for one another after a good pounding. But Flea is not a boy. She is a girl. And girls are weird even if they wear a cool eye patch, drag a cool peg leg and know how to throw a mean uppercut. I was thinking about all this when . . .”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“Julia.” It is hard to tell. The blisters didn’t help either. In fact, they made”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things

“Did you know that the author William Shakespeare invented more than seventeen hundred words, including ‘assassination’ and ‘bump’?”
― Lenore Look, Alvin Ho: Allergic to Girls, School, and Other Scary Things