Crash and Burn Quotes

“The truly talented people in this world don’t talk about the shit they do, they just do it. The average and completely useless, which accounts for most people, spend so much time talking about their lofty plans and goals that they never get further than that, and call me crazy, but there’s nothing worse than hearing self-righteous, talentless people blabbing on about the positive, wonderful things they think they’re going to do with their lives. They’re pathetic. They need to just sit down and take a Xanax.”
― Artie Lange, Crash and Burn

“It was an Easter Egg hunt where the eggs were all brown and only one kid was looking.”
― Artie Lange, Crash and Burn

“And since my life is far from done and is changing every day, this won't be my final answer, but after all I've been through I'd like to say this about my life right now, from the bottom of my heart: just being here is all right by me.”
― Artie Lange, Crash and Burn

“Let's just leave it alone and let me hope for the best, okay? For now I'm respecting her wishes, I'm staying out of her life, and I'm happy knowing that she's all right. It was so sweet of my baby doll to text me to let me know that she doesn't hate me and that she misses me. That meant more to me than she may ever know.”
― Artie Lange, Crash and Burn