Fairy Court Dragon Sex Magic Quotes

“I may kill you myself if you become a thorn to me. My best advice to you, peasant girl? Be a rose, not a thorn in this faerie court.” Prince Darkeyes stopped, suddenly ducking out of the way of a winged briefcase nearly filled to bursting with legal documents that whizzed by the both of them, leaving soul-crushingly lawyerish papers fluttering to the forest floor. “What was that?” “Copyright infringement,” Prince Darkeyes said confidently. “That was too close. I told you this place was dangerous.”
― Evan Pickering, Fairy Court Dragon Sex Magic: A Whimsical Romantasy Satire

“Because women were in general, beautiful, whereas most men were in general, a fart potato.”
― Evan Pickering, Fairy Court Dragon Sex Magic: A Whimsical Romantasy Satire

“She felt worthless, like a free trip to Cleveland, Ohio.”
― Evan Pickering, Fairy Court Dragon Sex Magic: A Whimsical Romantasy Satire

“There is truly no one more pathetic than a billionaire.”
― Evan Pickering, Fairy Court Dragon Sex Magic: A Whimsical Romantasy Satire

“A—ball?” she said with all the discomfort of an autist being forced into a terribly social situation.”
― Evan Pickering, Fairy Court Dragon Sex Magic: A Whimsical Romantasy Satire

“Life, as it turns out, does not have to be serious at all. In fact, if you go about your existence simply enjoying everything and not worrying so much about, well, anything, life ends up being pretty damned good, despite all its built-in tragedies that come free of charge and are not at all optional.”
― Evan Pickering, Fairy Court Dragon Sex Magic: A Whimsical Romantasy Satire