The Monster That Ate Our Keys Quotes

“disappearing here and there… Every morning at precisely 6:00 AM my father wakes up, has a cup of coffee, and goes for a morning jog. He usually lets me sleep in until about six-thirty. After I get up, we have breakfast. He drinks his nasty coffee and I have my orange juice. Then he grabs his keys, kisses me on the forehead, and reminds me to lock the door behind him. This morning he stopped at the door with a puzzled look on his face. "Where are my keys?" I looked around the kitchen and shrugged.”
― A.J. Cosmo, The Monster That Ate Our Keys

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― A.J. Cosmo, The Monster That Ate Our Keys