Sealed with a Purr Quotes

“when I’m depressed, I just want someone to hug me and tell me they have ice cream. You thought I was gonna say I wanted to hear ‘I love you’, right? Screw that. Everyone loves me, but not everyone has ice cream.”
― Celia Kyle, Sealed with a Purr

“Take my children for example… Really, take them before I turn them into homicidal maniacs. I think it’d be surprisingly easy, and that’s a temptation no woman should have.”
― Celia Kyle, Sealed with a Purr

“It’s not your job to understand. It’s your job to say ‘of course you’re right, honey’.”
― Celia Kyle, Sealed with a Purr

“Don’t be a drag, just be a queen.”
― Celia Kyle, Sealed with a Purr

“You have nothing to fear, but fear itself… And Ninja Zombie Hookers. I know no one thinks they’re real, but just wait until the zombie apocalypse comes and we’ll see who’s laughing then.” — Maya O’Connell, Prima of the Ridgeville Pride and woman who is totally prepping for zombies.”
― Celia Kyle, Sealed with a Purr