The How-Not-To Guide To Parenting And Marriage Quotes

“Like the tide eroding the surface of a rock, the raising of children slowly eats away at all the fanciful ideals and standards that you were so adamant about when your first child was born.”
― Jon Ziegler, The How-Not-To Guide To Parenting And Marriage

“There is one thing that you cannot force a child to do, and that is to look at you when you are talking to them. You can force them to "come here" or "sit down" or "stand up", but you cannot make them look at you.”
― Jon Ziegler, The How-Not-To Guide To Parenting And Marriage

“And finally, your punishment WILL be cruel and unusual (no TV or IPad for a week, etc…)”
― Jon Ziegler, The How-Not-To Guide To Parenting And Marriage