The Missed Connection Quotes

“I’m not jealous. I’m perplexed. I’m fucking baffled. Because if I were him on that flight”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“You want an uncocky detective? That’s like a surgeon with tremors.”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“Man, Black MAGAs never feel real to me. It’s like, are you an actual human, or are you three-D printed?”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“I think the key to an exciting life is to share your location with your wildest friend”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“If you were hiding state secrets, you’d be protected by government resources. But our system is fucked, and it leaves women and children the most vulnerable.”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“To all the “inside girls”—myself, included—who sometimes need a little push outside”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“Fucking say it again.” “I needed you to make me come.” “Good. Remember it.”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“You did that for me?” “There are no bounds to what I’d do for you.”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“No one ever considers what heroic people are like at home.”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“Yeah”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“No”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“I need you”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“I didn’t disappear. The case was over,”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“can’t be a ho. I’m too sleepy. Hoes don’t nap. Didn’t Cardi B say that?” “No”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“Love isn’t luck. It’s strategy.”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection

“Listen, he gives gorgeous head and he’ll analyze your retirement fund,”
― Tia Williams, The Missed Connection