It's Hard to Be an Animal Quotes

“A beagle sat on the lap of his three-piece-suited owner and licked his face, saying, between licks, “You… lying… sack-of-shit… cocksucker. This is not a ‘walk.’ When we get home, I’m vomiting on your pillow.” His owner smiled and scratched him under the chin.”
― Robert Isaacs, It's Hard to Be an Animal: A Novel