You're Never too Old to Laugh Quotes

“Kenny, in his late fifties, noticed that senior citizens get free coffee at a local cafe. He asked, “How old do you have to be to be a senior citizen?” The waiter looked at him for a few seconds and without saying a word, poured him a cup of coffee.”
― Ed Fischer, You're Never too Old to Laugh: A laugh-out-loud collection of cartoons, quotes, jokes, and trivia on growing older

“Retire? What could I retire to? What else am I going to play with? – Duke Ellington”
― Ed Fischer, You're Never too Old to Laugh: A laugh-out-loud collection of cartoons, quotes, jokes, and trivia on growing older

“YOU KNOW YOU’RE GETTING OLDER WHEN… … The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals. … You feel like the morning after the night before, except you haven’t been anywhere. … You decide to procrastinate, but then never get around to it. … You look forward to a dull evening. … You sit in a rocking chair but can’t get it going.”
― Ed Fischer, You're Never too Old to Laugh: A laugh-out-loud collection of cartoons, quotes, jokes, and trivia on growing older