Dungeon Royale Quotes

“The bitch from hell?” Ian offered and immediately moved out of his wife’s reach. “She doesn’t like me, baby. She calls me Satan. It hurts my feelings.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“Call me Ian or bastard or son of a bitch. I answer to them all.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“Do you know the problems with dicks? They’re attached to bigger dicks.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“Say yes to the one thing that frightens you, that intrigues, that you think you can't do. Say yes and don't look back. It will or it won't be, but you'll never know until you say yes.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“Sometimes it’s all about finding the person who won’t let you go dark. When you find that person, you can’t let them go.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“Nigel hit his button again. “I need security.” “No, you don’t,” Taggart said, his mouth curling up in a deeply gruesome approximation of a grin. “You just need to give me five minutes with him.” “Ian, you promised you would stop killing people. I’m tired of getting blood out of your clothes.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“charged me two hundred fucking dollars an hour to sit in the bar and flirt while Adam retrieved the stolen corporate data. I could have hired a prostitute for less and she would have blown the dude. The point is, I need Knight because he won’t ever get married, and therefore I can throw him out there when I need someone to charm the ladies.” Charlotte stared at her husband for a moment and then a brilliant smile crossed her face. “You should be so glad I love you.” “I am, baby. You’re the only one who gets my charm.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“are evil. They’ll screw a woman in the end.” Chelsea sucked down another tequila shot. “Do you know what I would give to look at a vagina and just want to hit that? I wish girl parts did it for me. Unfortunately, I like dicks. Do you know the problems with dicks? They’re attached to bigger dicks.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“Dying was a messy business.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“Ian Taggart had his own baggage. “Li doesn’t have a partner. If you wanted to get paternity leave—god, I vomited a little—then you should have manned up and gotten your own girl. Adam won the battle fair and square. He gets to stay with the wife and rug rat.” “It wasn’t a fucking battle. It was rock, paper, scissors, damn it. I think Adam cheated.” Jacob Dean frowned”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“She’s not married, is she?” He hadn’t seen her in seven months. A lot could happen. He’d heard she’d been engaged at one point. That wouldn’t suit. He really would likely have to screw her and possibly in a public setting. It didn’t bother him at all. He could fuck with an audience all day, but some husbands might object.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“Penny had read Damon’s very thorough file on the Taggarts. If they could be together and in love, then anyone could. “Then how did you get him back?” “Sex, of course. It’s really the only language men understand.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“Damon needed to be healed. Not from his physical ailments, but from the wounds that came from the ones he loved always leaving him.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“I wouldn’t mind fucking her,” Damon replied. He’d actually sort of looked forward to it. “But it’s obvious she doesn’t want the job, so I need to ask you about Chelsea.” Both Taggarts stopped, staring at him for a minute. “My sister?” Charlotte asked. “The bitch from hell?” Ian offered and immediately moved out of his wife’s reach. “She doesn’t like me, baby. She calls me Satan. It hurts my feelings.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“Basil Champion the third had been his partner and his closest friend for the last ten years. He was also the man who had put a bullet in his lung. He was thorough. The arsehole had taken his mobile and his laptop.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“The coppery smell of blood filled his senses. It was so damn strong. He’d been surrounded by blood before, covered in it a few times when he’d been with the SAS, but this was different.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“Dude, right now those women are downstairs discussing the best way to castrate you. I had to convince her I wasn’t the one who told you to dump Penny. My wife is pissed.” A shudder went through Tag’s big body. “When I left her, Charlie was plotting, man. Things go bad when Charlie plots. And she told me I should come up here and talk to you.” Damon shook his head. “About what?” After a long swig of beer, Tag coughed a little. “Feelings and shit.” What the hell? “You’re kidding, right?” “Dude, women do that shit all the time and when you marry one, they expect you to do it too. But we’re not going to. We’re going to say we did and then we’re going to drink some beer and see what’s on TV. Because we don’t talk about shit. We shoot people. That’s how we show our feelings.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“I like dicks. Do you know the problems with dicks? They’re attached to bigger dicks.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“Do you know what I would give to look at a vagina and want to hit that? I wish girl parts did it for me. Unfortunately, I like dicks. Do you know the problems with dicks? They’re attached to bigger dicks.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“Maybe she can put that in her yearly holiday card.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“Chelsea sucked down another tequila shot. “Do you know what I would give to look at a vagina and want to hit that? I wish girl parts did it for me. Unfortunately, I like dicks. Do you know the problems with dicks? They’re attached to bigger dicks.”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale

“she’d”
― Lexi Blake, Dungeon Royale