Beast in Shining Armor Quotes

“…And I want someone emotionally available.' He slanted her a glare. 'I'm emotionally available.' 'You outlawed Valentine's Day, Avenant.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“The door to the courtroom burst open and Lancelot swept in. Dressed in a full suit of armour, the idiot looked like an idiot. His idiot blond hair and idiot chiseled jaw line further contributed to his idiocy. The idiot cleft on his too pretty face and the idiot swagger to his too swaggering proclaimed to anyone that he was the biggest idiot in the kingdom. And, given that the Northlands was full to bursting with idiots, that was quite a feat of idiocy.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“How is it my fault that his name sounds like low-grade pornography? Blame his dumbass parents.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“Let’s skip the Zen shit and just get back to the killing each other part.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“Are you planning to get married?' She finally asked. 'Like to someone in particular?' He shrugged. 'Aren't most marriages to someone in particular?”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“Men face it, eager for death.' 'We're all eager for your death.' Avenant assured him.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“I hate you with a festering passion.”  She said softly.  “But, I don’t want you lost forever somewhere in space and time.  I think I might miss you.  A little.” Avenant’s mouth curved, realizing that was the sweetest thing Belle had ever said to him.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“Well, you came out of it okay.  Seems like you have a date lined up for later.”  Avenant scowled over at her.  “You kiss me and then you flirt with him.  Admit it.  It’s an actual plan to drive me insane, isn’t it?”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“Lancelot scowled over at her.  “I’m trying to save the Northlands.” “From what?  An economic upswing?  Environmental responsibility?  Social programs that have improved the literacy of thousands?”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“Was chocolate really so much to ask?  Yes, he’d outlawed candy in the Northlands because those damn oompa-whatevers started fucking him over on the tariffs, but he’d made sure that chocolate bars were excluded from the crackdown.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“I never actually agreed to that deal.”  She informed him quickly. “Don’t be a welsher, Bella.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor

“Wee Willie Winkie:  And do you have any idea how many times he made fun of my name? I was fucking scarred for life. Prince Avenant:  How is it my fault that his name sounds like low-grade pornography? Blame his dumbass parents.”
― Cassandra Gannon, Beast in Shining Armor