My Boyfriends Are All Monsters Quotes

“I was not particularly superstitious, but a raven standing in the middle of the trail, staring a bitch down, did not seem like the best omen.”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“My chest ached at his words. Despite being a hopeless romantic, I’d never been the type of woman men fall over themselves for. Every long-lasting relationship I’d been in only added to the belief that the type of love you’d see in those fairy-tale romantic movies was just that. A fairy tale.”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“I want to touch you, taste and savor all that you are until my name cries from your lips like a prayer. Tell me your desires and I’ll craft a life so beautiful you’ll wake each morning with a smile on your face.”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“What in the Stardew Valley?”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“I wish to be loved no matter what.”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“I’m sorry,” I said instead. “That’s still not an answer.” I supposed it wasn’t. Ruling over a populace as a god and feasting on foolish travelers did not prepare you on how to properly soothe a potential mate. Why was dating so difficult?”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“Does someone need a reason to want you?”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“I was not particularly superstitious, but a raven standing in the middle of the trail, staring a bitch down, did not seem like the best omen. “Can I help you?” Caw. “I don’t . . . I don’t know what to do with that information.”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“Has anyone ever told you that you look like the cover model from Night Hawk by Beverly Jenkins?”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“He flashed a smile that sent my pulse racing. “Good girl.”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“There’s three of you, aren’t there? Why choose?” “I’ll try to be gentle.” “Literally nobody told you to do that.”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“Ese pinche cabrón te dejó perdida y ¿para qué? ¿Para qué todavía quieras quedarte con él? No mames, con tus pendejadas.”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“I want that too. But more than that, I don’t want to let you go. I want to touch you, taste and savor all that you are until my name cries from your lips like a prayer. Tell me your desires and I’ll craft a life so beautiful you’ll wake each morning with a smile on your face.”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“Memories resurfaced of a time when I did more than feast on these creatures that no longer bowed. I was worshipped once. I had a name.”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“Ruling over a populace as a god and feasting on foolish travelers did not prepare you on how to properly soothe a potential mate. Why was dating so difficult?”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“Don’t get smart with me! Why is a wishing-well monster trying to seduce me with baked goods and rippling abs?”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“Is this some kind of retirement community for deliciously wealthy old ladies and their sugar babies?”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“My stomach growled because she was a hater and didn’t want me to kiss the hot doctor.”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“This is what I get for taking my Black ass out in nature. This fresh air is an attack. I could have been home with a margarita, watching Love Is Blind. That’s it; I’m swearing off men. Dating is the evil of this world, and I will find a convent to become a fucking nun.”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

“She wished to be loved. I could do that. I could grant her wish in return for the sweet offering of her blood and her token. Anything for my newest acolyte. No. Anything for my Priestess.”
― Kimberly Lemming, My Boyfriends Are All Monsters